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die-thylamide:

mltrygf:

oh my god I cant handle this

Oh thank fuck it got better

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

(via superwhomerlockian-in-the-shire)

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This is my favorite leap year quote. 
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